Donald Trump Launches A Blog

Who "launches" a blog? Who throws a launch party to do it? Why, that would be Mr. Greasy Combover himself, The Donald. I looked at The Trump Blog and saw two essays by Trump and three by other writers. In "Success With Style" he says, "The glamour and grandeur of my buildings and my life are no mere trappings." and blathers on about his good taste. Nowhere is his taste better reflected than on the top of his head.

Many people have encouraged him to ditch the biggest combover in the history of the world and get a new stylist. All that money and spouting off on a blog about his good taste, and he just won't fire his hair.

So far The Trump Blog is a big fat yawn. In his second "essay" he continues to toot his own horn and tell us how ethical he is. He makes this astounding statement:

As I watched this public embarrassment over and over again, it made me realize that my biggest problem with Kozlowski wasn't the alleged corruption, but the lack of taste.

So let me get this straight. It wasn't so bad that Dennis Kozlowski and two of his partners in corporate crime looted their own company of $600 million. What's really offensive to Trump is that they lacked style when they did it. At least that's what it sounds like to me.