Where Is Gandhi When You Need Him?

(AP Photo/A. Mahesh Kumar)

Bush is headed to India on Wednesday for a 3 day visit. Guess he's looking for allies wherever he can find them now that virtually the whole world is against him. Well, they're ready for his ass. Dozens of protests have been planned by Islamic leaders and communist politicians.

"Bush is terrorist No. 1, and it is an insult to Indian Muslims that he is coming to India as a guest of the government," said Mohammed Saeed Noori of the Bombay-based Muslim organization Raza Academy. "Bush first destroyed Afghanistan, then Iraq. He should be stopped from entering India."

Would you like some catsup with your Baigan Ka Bharta, Mr. Bush?