Bloated Car

What the...??

Assault With A Deadly Chicken....

From our What Was She Thinking??? Dept. A 61-year-old Florida woman driving the wrong way on a one-way street apparently decided there was no reason for that awful policeman to stop her, so she pelted him with fried chicken, a Coke bottle and her fist.

Maybe Bush should recruit her for his War on Terror.

The Odyssey of Darkalena Large

Her vehicle was missing a tire, and a large chunk of her right front rim was sitting in the second-story bedroom of a nearby home. OMG, you can't make this stuff up!

Hermaphrodude

"mirl" or "hermaphrodude"

When I saw this picture I burst out laughing. My mouth flew open and stayed that way the whole time I was reading the article. I blame it all on Queer Eye For A Straight Guy. On second thought, they'd never approve of this look!